Computer Poems: The Macintosh

October 10, 2010

This is both a song and a poem. It can be read as a poem or sung to the tune of “1985″.

The Macintosh came,

In 1984,

It was a great computer,

It was one to adore.

With a black and white screen,

It was a little lean.

But still it was so cool,

A very useful tool.

128,

That number isn’t great,

But it made everyone go wow,

Though it’s useless now.

That is only about a page,

Of text in these days.

But then it was incredible,

The day was unforgettable.

January, January, January 24th.


Computer Poems: The Windows Blues

February 23, 2010

Sorry about the long gap between posts, but now I have a lot of content coming up in the next few weeks. Here is the next computer poem.

I’ve got the Windows blues,

Oh yes I doos,

I ‘ve got the Windows blues.

A thousand times it’s froze,

So I feel so lows,

Oh my PC has froze.

Windows 7 looks no brighter,

So I feel no lighter,

About this new update.

I’ve stayed up so late.

I’ve gone through a thousand hard drives,

Each one no longer alives.

My computer is discontinued,

The only parts I can get are used.

I’ve got the Windows blues,

Oh yes I doos,

I’ve got the Windows blues.


Computer Poems: I Hate Windows

July 14, 2009

Next up in our computer poems series, I Hate Windows!

I hate Windows, yes I do,
I hate Windows, its Start menu too.
I hate Windows, Start to Shutdown?
I hate Windows, on laptops and phones,
All around town.
I hate Windows, yes I do,
I hate Windows, its Start menu too.
I hate Windows, it’s not user-friendly,
I hate Windows, if I were in charge,
I’d put an endly,
To all this nonsense!
I hate Windows, yes I do,
I hate Windows, its Start menu too.
I hate Windows, viruses and more,
I hate Windows, what is there to adore?
I hate Windows, what else is there to say,
I hate Windows, every single day.
I hate Windows, Microsoft too,
I hate Windows, why don’t you?


Computer Poems: My PC Has Froze

June 10, 2009

This is the first in my Computer Poems series. I hope you enjoy it!

Note: I don’t have a PC

My PC has froze,

Oh noes!

It lost my great file,

That I worked on for a while.

My hard drive needs defragging,

While my friend is bragging,

This doesn’t happen on his Mac.

The operating system is terrible,

It is almost unbearable.

Of patches, there are so many,

What problems do they fix, not any,

Compared to the number of bugs.

Trojans and viruses oh my!

Wait, that programs a spy.

If this keeps up I’m gonna die!

My PC has froze,

Oh noes!

I know I should be sad,

But actually I’m glad,

Because now I’m buying a Mac!


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