Computer Poems: I Hate Windows

Next up in our computer poems series, I Hate Windows!

I hate Windows, yes I do,
I hate Windows, its Start menu too.
I hate Windows, Start to Shutdown?
I hate Windows, on laptops and phones,
All around town.
I hate Windows, yes I do,
I hate Windows, its Start menu too.
I hate Windows, it’s not user-friendly,
I hate Windows, if I were in charge,
I’d put an endly,
To all this nonsense!
I hate Windows, yes I do,
I hate Windows, its Start menu too.
I hate Windows, viruses and more,
I hate Windows, what is there to adore?
I hate Windows, what else is there to say,
I hate Windows, every single day.
I hate Windows, Microsoft too,
I hate Windows, why don’t you?

Computer Poems: My PC Has Froze

This is the first in my Computer Poems series. I hope you enjoy it!

Note: I don’t have a PC

My PC has froze,

Oh noes!

It lost my great file,

That I worked on for a while.

My hard drive needs defragging,

While my friend is bragging,

This doesn’t happen on his Mac.

The operating system is terrible,

It is almost unbearable.

Of patches, there are so many,

What problems do they fix, not any,

Compared to the number of bugs.

Trojans and viruses oh my!

Wait, that programs a spy.

If this keeps up I’m gonna die!

My PC has froze,

Oh noes!

I know I should be sad,

But actually I’m glad,

Because now I’m buying a Mac!